July 21, 2009
There is nothing like a little action to get you through the middle of the week. Unless it is brand-spanking-right-out-of-the-skillet-impulsive-butt-naked-young-blooded- quickie-in-the-stairwell-red-hot-fresh-out-of-the-oven-didn't-bother-to-put-on-panties- this-morning-champagne-popping-hot-to-trot--six-times-a-day-makes-your-tongue- tingle-still-has-that-new-carpet-smell kind of loving. Remember that, don't cha? Ooooh YES. I'll give you a moment. Alright now? You sure? Okay then! Back to the mundane. To get you through this Wednesday [Hump Day], abitabite, Home of the Prick Cushion over at Etsy, will be releasing little spouts of virgin love all day. Along with some old, reliable, promises-to-get-your-knickers-in-a-knot, blasts from the past and familiar phallic friends. It wouldn't be fair to fail to titillate your taste-buds with a tiny tidbit. How about a little nibble of Notes from the Nuts?
If you prefer your snacks sweet, rather than salty, Prick Cushion Fortunecockys will also be popping up for the world to enjoy some time tomorrow.
And, if you prefer to try before you buy, Great News! The Prick Cushion will once again be emphasizing the ‘bastard’ element of Crafty Bastards to the DC area. Come out and see us on Saturday, October 3, 2009 in Washington, DC. If you come by, I’ll let you stroke my cocks… or play with my pussies (whichever is more likely to make you come).
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